Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. “Look,” said the doctor, “there’s no need to get emotional about getting glasses.” “I know,” agreed the blonde, “but I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.”
A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, “That’s a thermos . . It keeps some things hot and some things cold.” “Wow”, said the blonde, “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. “What do you have there?” he asked. “Why, that’s a thermos . . It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied. Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?” The blond replied, “Two Popsicles, and some coffee.”
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him Thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
Saved the Best for Last! This has to be one of the best blonde jokes around. This should make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD:
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. “Hi Susie,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?” Susie replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though…” “What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband. “How did you know I was at Walmart?”
