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		<title>Aging&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1338</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[I  would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for  less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I&#8217;ve aged, I&#8217;ve become kinder to myself,  and less critical of myself. I&#8217;ve become my own friend.. I don&#8217;t chide myself  for eating that extra cookie, or for not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half Man, Half Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The average age of the military man is 19 years.  He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country.  He never really cared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Builds Noah&#8217;s ARK</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man Builds Noah&#8217;s Ark (exact scale given in Bible)

Working Replica of Noah&#8217;s Ark Opened In SCHAGEN, Netherlands . The
massive central door in the side of Noah&#8217;s Ark was opened the first
crowd of curious townsfolk to behold the wonder. Of course, it&#8217;s
only a replica of th e biblical Ark , built by Dutch Creationist
Johan Huibers as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Annotated&#8217; Christmas Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
THE (ANNOTATED) CHRISTMAS SONG
Chestnuts (a funny synonym for “boobies”) roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost (and, more importantly, Jack Daniels) nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir (ha, sounds like “queer”),
And folks dressed up like Eskimos (although that term is considered pejorative in Canada and Greenland, so make sure to refer to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jingle Bell Mock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jingle Bell Mock
by hawaiianpun

For many people, one of the most enjoyable aspects of this festive time of year is the suffocating full-body poultice of Christmas music jauntily congealing in the background of every last retail store, office, and home during the weeks-long stretch between Thanksgiving and New Year’s. With a rather limited number of “classics” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Humor &#8230;.Sooo Funny!!!</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1287</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cartoons Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[










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		<title>Christmas Trees</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1277</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[celebrating birth of Jesus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree

This is a Christmas Tree


And these are Christmas Trees also

These are NOT  Holiday Trees
They are not Hanukkah bushes
They are not Allah plants
They are Christmas trees.

Say it&#8230;
CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas
Yes CHRISTmas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Senility Prayer</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1275</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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		<title>Two Elderly Ladies</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1273</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, &#8216;Now don&#8217;t get mad at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Lady on Park Bench</title>
		<link>http://jokester.bloggingus.com/?p=1271</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, &#8216;I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, [...]]]></description>
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